I looked at the search terms for people finding my nice shiny new blog and it turns out that everyone that has found this blog from a Google search has been interested in finding the truth about fairies. Quite why Google has been sending such requests here is unknown, but I guess I might as well take the time to settle the question, just so those people haven’t come all this way for nothing.
So, fairies… fact of fiction?
Well, it’s actually a little more complicated than that. There’s a lot of mythos regarding fairies, and a lot of it is contradictory and so it’s hard to know exactly what people mean when they say “fairy”.
For example: Tinkerbell?
Definitely a fictional character.
In the same way that Micky Mouse isn’t an accurate representation of a mouse, you can’t expect tinkerbell to be an accurate reflection of a fairy.
So what in the inspiration for the fairy cartoon?
Well, ancient remains of a wild fairy discovered in a bog in England may provide the answer! Although partly decomposed, this gives a good insight into the kind of creature may have inspired the fairy stories.
The fairy, which probably fell into the bog while singing, has been mummified by the bog and is thought to be over two hundred thousand years old.
Also, a fairy fossil has been discovered in an Australian cave. This is thought to be a different species of fairy, but of a similar age.
Both fairies are female and look very much like small people. It is thought that the British bog fairy was a carnivorous creature that hunted mostly beetles and mice. Her Australian cousin has a more rounded tooth structure and is thought to have been a vegetarian.
It is thought that fairies were once quite common, however it is unusual to find evidence of them. Scientists believe that this is due to their fragile bodies being easily broken down by the elements when they die.
It is thought that faries were once part of daily life in the villages of England. In same way that coca-cola used to contain real cocaine, fairy cakes used to contain real fairy dust. In ancient times it was not unusual for a baker to keep a fairy in a semi-domestic capacity and to use the dust from its wings to make fairy cakes. The British Bog fairy also served as an alternative to keeping a cat as she would hunt and kill mice that tried to get into the grain store. When cocaine became morally wrong and hence illegal, its use was banned and now coca-cola must rely on sugar and caffeine for its addictive qualities. In a similar way, the fairy cake also resorted to using sugar to replace its active ingredient. However, this was for a very different reason.
In 1837, Thomas Hedley discovered that the essence of a fairy was actually fantastically good for making bubbles. It turns out; it was also very good at giving things a sparkling clean shine. He immediately founded a soap company in Newcastle, England. He hunted wild fairies and in his small factory he used them to make soap. He bought the rights to the word ‘Fairy’ from Fairbanks and launched the first all-purpose soap in 1898.
In 1930, Thomas Hedley was struggling as he had hunted the English fairies into extinction and now relied on those caught abroad to make his soap. Procter and Gamble took over the fairy soap company and decided to make a more efficient use of fairies. They began a large scale fairy breeding program designed breed a juicier and less flighty fairy. Today, large battery breeding cages filled with plump, wingless creatures are all that is left of the once glorious fairy.
They blink in the neon lights of the factories and are fed on high protein gruel until they are fat enough to process. The processing involves fairies being put into a metal cylinder and then pressed thru a mesh to release the essence. The husks are used as one of the ingredients in the food for the other fairies; the bright green juice is used as an additive for the cleaning products industry.
So what about wild fairies? Are there any left?
Sadly, with the over hunting, increase in complaining, and the eradication of her natrual habitat, the wild fairy is all but extinct. There may be some still living in San Francisco or the wilds of Borneo, but wherever they are, they’re keeping well hidden…
Maybe google directs people to your site after searching for fairies because you are a little “for the fairies”. ( I think its irish!!)Youll have to search out the meaning of that saying and complete the set. Or maybe its because you are a bit like a fairy rare, ilusive, easy on the eye and once your gone you leave no evidence of yourself behind. Something to think about. =)
hehe – maybe I’m just a ninja fairy…
:o)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cottingley_Fairies
you know wikipedia wouldnt lie.
We have a swamp in these parts that is supposedly haunted. I was once attacked by a flying critter there that was quite viscous. Still have the scars. Now I realize it must have been a bog fairy! Would have tried to catch the bugger if I knew how useful they could be!!
Aww you missed it? You could have kept it in the kitchen and fed it on bits of children – you could have had real fairy cakes every day! (and if it got annoying – very clean dishes!)
I like good fairies in any shape and form. Your post had me thinking of a mummyfied Tinker Bell. What a sad thought. Enjoyed reading your post and the pics. Cheers
Mummified tinkerbell sounds a bit grim – it’d be like seeing Mickey Mouse in a mouse trap… ewww.
Thanks for reading 🙂
Every now and then, I chase the Green Fairy. Sometimes alone, and sometimes with friends.
…and then clean the dishes?
🙂 Thanks for reading
Okay, am I the only one disturbed by the creepy, little, dead fairy thing? Ewww…!
I figure it’s not just you; that thing is pretty creepy. 😉
What fun post.;)
Thnak yo so much for stopping by my place.;)
xoxo
🙂 Thanks for reading
I prefer my fairies “light and lively” – and they seem to like having their picture taken! Although they won’t sit still – so sometimes they seem a little blurry flying around. Other times you can see little legs and arms. Really!
Yup, flightly little wild fairies are best 🙂
Thanks for reading!
I also Belie in fairy but i did not know that it can die
ah, you can’t make a good cleaning product these days without killing a few fairies 🙂
amazing tell me more about them …cause once i saw a brown fairy and my mommaw said it was a “brownie” … so tell me moorree!!!
i am also a fairy believer and my friend said that theyre are such things as people that can turn into faries is that true?
I’ve not heard of anyone that can turn into a fairy… but I suppose it could be like a werewolf… except instead of turning into a wolf at the full moon they might turn into a fairy if they get dusted with sugar? I guess that would make them a kinda werefairy?
Im not sure if all of you are for real but im a believer and ive never thaught of fairies going extinct in soap factories, so are you for real im not critisizing just intrested about your sources?
As you can imagine, getting any good solid evidence on the factory farming of fairies is pretty tough. During the 1960-70s pretty much all soap manufacturers moved their farms and processing to the Far East. This was not only cheaper but it meant that the processing happened overseas where there were fewer controls and less questions asked. The soap companies are rightly worried about the negative public relations impact of their farming methods. Today, about 85% of all battery fairy farms are owned and run by a company called Ryan Logistics Mutual Malaysia BHD – which has a large plant just outside Kota Kinabalu, Malaysia (see picture above). It’s out between the palm oil plantations in the hills to the east of the city and you can visit it for yourself. You are not permitted to take cameras into the building due to the threat of industrial sabotage or some such excuse (they are very strict and will search you) – but you can see (and smell) the conditions of the fairies. If you smile sweetly they may even show you the processing section where the fairies are squished. But to be honest, it’s one of those things you would probably rather not see.
I think this is very amazing , that picture was weird but creepy , i get goose bumps as i read this as if they are next to my surundings and i see wings in the coner of my eyes, it is amazing just really belileving that they could be out where. I really would like to find out more , thanks for the information 😛
I use to think that fairies were just make-believe, but after I saw the movie “Fairytale-true story” I soon became a believer… I believe that if u can imagine it it must be true… God made many creatures some we’ve seen and have became use to, and others that stay hidden and have not yet been discovered… But humans always wanna catch, kill, and experiment on things if I were another creature i would stay hidden too…
After reading this I don’t think I wanna buy anymore dish washing liquids…(so sad 😦 …)
It is possible to get brands that shun the use of fairies (and incidentally, also the use of harmful petrochemicals ) in their products. For example ecover do a fairy free washing up liquid 🙂
I’m reading this and all the status’ and it sound like a heap of BS to me, sorry. I do believe in fairies and i even believe in ghosts. But soap made of fairy essence? It really doesn’t sound real. Sure the picture is proof and i believe that if you see it then it must be real, but i haven’t seen an alive fairy yet so i am still curious and a bit wary to the fact that they are out there somewhere. But seeing the mummified “Bog Fairy” and the fossil “Australian Leaf Fairy” it makes it seem real.
I do believe in fairies, I do I do 😀
It does seem a little strange and unlikely doesn’t it? I remember thinking the same when I heard about how they use a special breed of ants to mine raw talcum. They grind up both the ant and the rock to make talcum powder (they add little scent in it, of course). You’d be surprised how far companies will go to get hold of a product that sells…
Omg, my daughter just asked me the other day if fairies are good. Of course, I said yes; who could possibly think of a bad fairy.
Blessings – Maxi
😀 Indeed! I figure wild fairies are good in the same way that wild cats are good – just have to be a little careful in case they nip your finger 😉
BAH Humbug!!!
I’ve always believed in fairies, I knew they were real!!! I can’t believe that they made soap with them though, that’s so cruel!
I started to believe in fairies after I read what you wrote. I have a question, do you know the places in Europe where are still wild fairies? One day I saw a little branch of a tree moving left and right in a very weird way, I was looking trough the window of my classroom at that moment, I don’t know what it was, was it a fairi?
I don’t know but i think that branch was moved by something, but there was nothing, are there invisible fairies?
I guess fairies are pretty good at hiding, but I’ve never seen an invisible one. Sometimes your mind can filter what you actually see. That’s how illusions and magic tricks work. They say the hand is quicker than the eye, and that’s true. Fairies are also quicker than the eye.
Some people need to stop smoking fairy dust. If they use that in wash liquid im telling my husband im never washing dishes and doing laundry again!!!! If anything i got to see a pretty cool dead fairy. However some of these comments are out there! Kind of like squashing fairies to make my washing soap. It would have to be on the ingredients label because i could possibly be allergic!
Omg absolutely hiliourious I love it
i dont know fairy is real or not but i belive